Alright, now that you have made that decision, let me point out that there are a few hoops that Nancy Piglosi and “Joe and the Hoe” will require you to jump thru before you can even be considered as a qualified applicant to join their party. You know it is a very exclusive club and they only want people of a certain mind set to even be considered worthy of consideration.
First, you have to “pledge allegiance” to all of their stupid ideology beliefs. The first and most important is to destroy the most innocent among us. They believe in destroying life in the womb. They say, “my body my choice”; but, then they say in direct conflict, “you must take the vaccine”. No choice about my body when it comes to that subject.
Next, you must be prepared to call anyone who disagrees with their thinking on any subject a racist. You must, by all means, see skin color, as the most important aspect of anyone. If you believe that character might be important in a person way before skin color, then you can not even be considered. You must believe that teaching children to behave in class and learn reading, writing and arithmetic is racist and was developed as a means to “white supremacy”. And, you must see the whole world today as racist no matter who, what or when.
Next, you must be approving of rioting, burning and looting while calling it a “peaceful process of protesting”. If lives and businesses are destroyed and burned, you must deny the fact and continue to destroy private property. You must rely on government “handouts” and complain constantly that the world is unfair because those that work have so much. Never let anyone convince you that you are not the victim. (Let me tell you here, right now, how to turn $40 into $400. Use a portion of that forty dollars to put gas in your car and go to WORK. Yes that dirty four letter word for a liberal).
You must also be willing to turn over your children lock, stock and barrel to the government. They will raise them from the womb (if they survive) to the tomb. You will not have any part in the raising of your kids. You can not teach them to respect their elders or for that matter each other. And by all means, do not think you know better of how to teach them morals/ethics as you will have to discard any of those that you might have been taught as a child yourself.
These are just the beginning steps as their are many more stupid ideas you will be asked to accept without question. And for THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER LET THE WORDS OF “IN GOD WE TRUST” EVER SLIP PAST YOUR LIPS. To be a member of the club, you must think and repeat that all your rights come from the government, not from “OUR ALMIGHTY GOD”. Now that I have said it, I can never be a “liberal bastage” which is fine with me. The other thing you must never do is to show any common sense on any subject or you will be required to-go-to, sent to, the re-education camp until they are sure you will never think that way again.
Prepare to as John once said, “TO WALK THE LINE” and follow and never think for yourself as that is considered stepping out of line and is “BAD”. They will tell you when to eat, what to eat, when to sleep and when to get up each morning. You will be required to loot and burn when they tell you and never ever be a friend of a policeman as they are bad people according to them and should be “DEFUNDED”.
Defund the the police and then scream and wonder why crime is rising. There again, you must not use the “COMMON SENSE” GOD gave you that proves that without police those “thugs” will prey on the innocent. And, no way, should you protect yourself and your family with one of those awful guns. Just another thing you will be required to believe is that “GUNS ARE BAD” and it is not the criminal that is bad.
I think I have gone far enough now for you to make a decision on whether or not you truly want to be a “LIBERAL BASTAGE”. So, now, you make the decision. Do so wisely, by using the “COMMON SENSE” that GOD gave you!