I FEEL LIKE A FEMALE, SO I’M GOING TO BITCH LIKE A HOUSEWIFE ON A SHORT ALLOWANCE!!!!!
As you might guess from the title, “ME THINKS” this “Queer thing has got plum out of hand”. Maybe I do not understand as it may not even be a “queer thing” but a “TRANSGENDER THING”. I am no authority on such matters; so, I will only try to approach it from a “COMMON SENSE” standpoint. I admit I get a little confused with the subject; but, as best I can tell, if you happen to feel like a female today, then they, whoever they are, want you to be able to use the lady’s room although you’re 6″4″ tall, have twenty inch biceps, and have one large enough to do yourself. Am I missing something? Yes, again, “Me Thinks so”! What has this world come to and where the “HELL” is it headed? I saw a show last night called “Tucker Carlson”. And, the guest said that people need to ignore science and do as they feel. The fool even tried to imply that if I feel black, then I must be allowed to change my race. I thought he was kidding at first, but, this dufuss was “serious as a heart attack”.
I know everyone is going to call me a racist/homophobe but I think of myself more as a “COMMON SENSE BIGOT”. It does not bother me for someone to feel that I’m whatever they can think up; but, just be careful about expressing your thought about me out loud. I try to get along with most, but this has finally gone to far. If you insult me in public, you might just find yourself involved in a “good old ass whooping” contest and win or lose you ain’t going to want a second helping.
Now, what if I feel like a female? Can I mark that on an app for college entrance or to help acquire a small business loan from the government? What if I feel black? Do you not see where this is headed? I am a “CHRISTIAN” and do not believe in “QUEER MARRIAGE” which is my right; but, I do not believe in going out of my way to harass anyone. I try to “live and let live” but just don’t step on my toes. If I feel like a billionaire, can I have the credit rating of a billionaire and spend like one? Do you not see the stupidity that this all leads to in the end?
The “liberal bastages” of this country have lost their minds. They have completely lost hold of any small portion of “COMMON SENSE” they might, and I stress the word might, have had in that vacuum they call a head. They argue that we “MUST” pay attention to science when it comes to “global warming” and how the earth and life came to be; but, when it comes to the science of “biology,” they ignore the fact that I have “one and a set to go with it” and women do not. They also think that if I feel female then I should be able to go into the women’s bathroom. Let me say this, if you look like a woman and have been going in the stall in the lady’s room and no one has confronted you, “have at it”. Like wise if you are a “dike” and have been going in the stall in the men’s room then again, “have at it”. No one will probably ever say a word to you. Now if I go in there, the women are not going to like having me in their locker room cause I’m telling you I’m not just going to peek, “WHY HELL I’M GOING TO LOOK and enjoy it. “HELL, I’LL EVEN LOOK AT THE UGLY ONES IF THEY ARE NAKED”. They may have not been looked at in a long time, and as you liberals always say, we need not discriminate.
So, here I go out into the world trying to convince everyone to just use “COMMON SENSE” and your life will be much simpler and happy.
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