My Daddy's Common Sense

QUID PRO QUO!!!!!

Well, this is all the “liberal bastages” can talk about. It is “QUID PRO QUO” this and “QUID PRO QUO” that.  It is like an infection of their brains. The impeachment hearings have become a joke. All the witnesses have turned out to be a flop. Being a witness denotes that you actually were a witness and that you can state that you heard the defendant say or saw the defendant do something. All the so called witnesses testified that someone told them that it happened and they heard it from their Aunt Shelly who heard it from the janitor she works with who heard it from some “jackass” he drinks with down at the local bar. Folks, it really is that bad. I am stretching the theory; but, one witness actually testified about hearing it from four people during six conversations and it was all in one sentence. How crazy is this? And, how crazy do you have to be to call such a witness? Well, this “SACK OF SCHIFF” is just that crazy. He has completely lost all touch with reality.

Let me take just a moment to try to explain this “QUID PRO QUO” criminal act as the “SACK OF SCHIFF” believes it to be. In the first place, it is not a crime. Every business person performs a form of “QUID PRO QUO” everyday and multiple times each day. A business man tells his clients everyday that he will deliver goods or services if the client will deliver the money to purchase the goods and services. The business man implies that if the fees are not paid or the contract signed, he, the business man, will have no choice but to remove his offer.

Now, let’s look to the government, both local and federal. The local county accesses taxes on your property and implies that if you do not pay those taxes they will be forced to seize your property and they will sell it to the highest bidder on the courthouse steps. At the federal level the IRS says to you and me that if we don’t pay our income taxes then they will have no choice but to put us or send us to “pinstripe city”. These are all forms of this horrible crime the “liberal bastages” have thought up. The “liberal bastages” right along with the republicans sitting in on this hearing have said to the government, I’ll go to the hearing, but only if you will pay me a $183K salary, 33K housing allowance and 92K petty cash fund. Another form of the horrible “QUID PRO QUO”. It is called work for pay. And the only reason I called it horrible is because they, the congress people, are ripping the American public, BIGGLY. HAHA. There are thousands of examples of this and all have the same structure but the conditions are worded differently.

Now, for any of you who can’t grasp this concept let me make it as plain as the “nose on your face. What “QUID PRO QUO” means in “COMMON SENSE” speak is, “YOU do this for me and I will do what you want”. That is simplified down as bare as I can strip it; but, hopefully, you get the picture. In the example above at the county level, it means “if you don’t pay your taxes we will come seize your property”. In this case, it comes down to, “you pay us the money and we will leave you be”.

I know some already knew of this but it only makes “COMMON SENSE” to try to educate the “liberal bastages” about “QUID PRO QUO” as they seem to not understand the concept. I will work for you, if you pay me! Maybe it is the work part they don’t understand.