My Daddy's Common Sense

NOW, WHERE DO THE “LIBERAL BASTAGES” HIDE????

You know I never thought of Trump as someone I would like or would go fishin’ with; but damn, if he isn’t proving me wrong.  I really never saw in him the intelligence level he has displayed of late.  I hate to point it out because the “liberal bastages” haven’t caught on to his trickery, as yet; and, I certainly don’t want to “aid and albeit” the ignorant SOBs. I knew all along he would be a President to show compassion and “COMMON SENSE”; but, I never realized how intelligent he truly was in his maneuvers.  He has completely out maneuvered the “liberal bastages” and made them the “blunt of the joke” on the school yard quarrels. I know some of you need this explained in simple language which I will do; but first, you have to promise you won’t disclose this to any “liberal bastage” you might know or have the horror of being trapped into a conversation with at anytime.

Let’s go back a couple of months to the last “bigly” disagreement on DACA.  The democrats went “off the rails” wanting 750,000 exceptions for the “dreamers” after President Trump tried to make Congress make it legal thru an act of Congress.  He knew where they would go and they damn sure took the bait.  After several days of  “fake news,” he came forth and said he would give in and go them one better and allow 1.8 million exceptions.  The democrats ran like “scalded dogs” from his proposal proving that they, the “liberal bastages”, had no interest in helping the dreamers; but, just wanted it as an issue or hammer to hit the republicans on the head.  I say they were caught in a lie. But that would give liars a bad name.  They were offered over twice what they wanted– but they still said “NO”.  Why do you supposed they did that?  If I put my truck up for sale for 50K, but wasn’t real sure I wanted to do the deal, and along you come and fall in love with my “new truck”, and it is a “hum dinger”, and to make sure you will be top bidder you offer 100k. When I say no, then you can assume that I never really wanted to sell but just wanted everyone to come by to see my pretty “new truck” called “WHITE HEAT”. BTW, she runs like a “scalded dog”, also. It proves my point that the demos just wanted to obstruct and never gave a “hoot nor holler” about the dreamers.

Now, let’s jump forward to yesterday.  The President led the “liberal bastages” by the nose right down the path he set up for them once more.  He got them to display “fake rage” (which we know from above was fake concern for the dreamers) just as before, so, he could then offer to “do them one better”.  In poker, he raised and called their obvious bluff.  He signed an executive order to not only keep families together but to furnish them clean, safe  quarters in which to wait out their turn in court. The detention centers are, as stated, much cleaner and safer than what they had from which they came, but now there are medical evaluations and educational classes as well as a balanced diet and most importantly “air-conditioned” quarters.  These folks never had it this good at home base. And once again, the democrats have been forced to only display what liars and hypocrites they are, have been, and always will be.  He made them look like a band of fools which they are, you know that, and I know it to be true.  If you did not know it and have read my last two blogs, you now know how the democrats have “pulled the wool over your eyes.

It has now been exposed as to what the democrats have been doing to you.  Now that you see their “trickery” right before you eyes, you should be “madder than an old wet hen” and “COMMON SENSE” would say you have a right to be. BUT, BUT, if you are a “liberal bastage,” then you are absent anything close to “COMMON SENSE” so you’ll not be able to decifer the information provided. But don’t feel so bad, it’s not your fault you’re a “stupid SOB”, it is because your brain was hardwired completely “180 degrees” out of balance.  Sorry, I’m so sorry, if you can’t understand the above example. How could I ever think you would be able to understand 180 degrees out of balance.  It simply means your brain was hardwired completely backwards and that is I guess a “handicap”. In “COMMON SENSE” terms, it could be said to mean, “get your head outa your ass.